🎮 “The Weirdest (and Coolest) Video Game Merch I’ve Ever Collected”

Hey there, fellow nerdlings! It’s Suha, your resident geek girl collector, and today I’m diving into something a little chaotic, a little cringe, and a whole lot of awesome—the strangest and most unexpected video game merch I’ve ever added to my collection.

Because let’s be real—everyone’s got a Mario plush or a Zelda Master Sword replica. But have you ever seen a Legend of Zelda-themed scented candle that smells like… "forest temple musk"? Yeah, I went there.

🧸 1. The Donkey Kong Tissue Box Cover That Throws Bananas

This was a wild eBay find. It’s a handmade, felt-crafted tissue box cover with Donkey Kong’s face stitched on the front—and if you pull a tissue too fast, it flings a little felt banana out the side.

💬 Why I bought it: Because nothing says “I’m emotionally wiping away tears from boss fights” like being attacked by a banana.

🛒 Similar ones I’ve spotted: Donkey Kong collectibles on eBay

🔮 2. Final Fantasy Potion (Yes, The Drink)

Square Enix once released a limited-edition drink in Japan labeled “Final Fantasy Potion.” It came in a tiny glass bottle with a collectible label. I finally found one on eBay still sealed. Haven’t dared drink it (yet).

💬 What it tastes like: No clue. I imagine it’s either mana in a bottle or a very expensive way to get food poisoning.

🧦 3. Sonic the Hedgehog Soap Dispenser That Screams

This thing… it’s cursed. Every time you pump it, Sonic yells “Let’s GO!” I thought it was broken. Then it startled me during a midnight bathroom trip. Worth every penny.

📈 Fun fact: Sonic merch prices are racing upward lately. Some 90s-era figures now sell for $200+ if still boxed.

🔥 4. A Skyrim Dragonborn Helmet… That’s Actually a Toaster Cover

Okay, so someone crocheted a Dragonborn helmet to cover their toaster. And now I have it. I don't know how this happened. I just blacked out and hit “Buy Now.”

💬 Why it rocks: No one expects a toaster helmet. It’s the sneak attack of kitchen décor.

🎤 5. My Personal Favorite: A Rhythm Heaven Signed Tambourine

I got this one at a garage sale of all places—a Rhythm Heaven-themed tambourine, signed by a Nintendo localization artist. It's probably my most random flex.

💬 Estimated value? Honestly, hard to price. But I’ve seen Rhythm Heaven promo items go for $100+ easy.

🤓 Suha's Collecting Tips: The Weirder, The Better

When it comes to collecting, here’s the tea:

• Weird items get attention. They’re conversation starters and go viral way faster on socials.

• Track Japanese-only releases. So much rare merch never makes it to the U.S. and shows up years later on eBay.

• Don’t overlook handmade stuff. Etsy and even old Tumblr shops have spawned items that are now worth 5x more.

🛍️ What to Look for Right Now on eBay

Want in on some current quirky collectibles? Here are a few things I’ve seen trending lately (with affiliate links to help support my collection habit 😅):

• Zelda Ocarina replicas under $25

• Sonic Happy Meal toys (90s set)

• Pokémon Center Japan plush exclusives

💬 What’s the weirdest piece of video game merch YOU own?

Let’s swap stories. Tag me on TikTok or drop a comment if you’ve got something totally bonkers in your stash. And hey—if you ever find a Mario-themed stapler that sings the theme song, hit a girl up.

Until next time,
Stay weird. Stay collectible.
— Suha 🎮💖

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